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Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
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Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’
We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.
by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019
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Uber bug

A trick in Trackmania where your car flies across the stadium.
Did you see the uber bug Hefest got on A12
by Motorway6 April 26, 2023
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UBER PIRATE

A passenger who steals or pirates services of an Uber or Lyft Driver by placing their destination close to original start point and then asks for the driver to drive them to different stops along the way,taking up time that wasn't paid for.
No Ma'am I will not stop at Popeye's Chicken, the convenience store, the grocery store and waste 2 hours of my time for $3.00 and no tip...you are an Uber Pirate.
by Nevadarhodes February 3, 2018
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Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver
I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.
by Daldameht April 23, 2022
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Uber Boobers

tits on a prostitute.

Uber, as used here, implies two things: the overly large, surgically enhanced aspects of the hooker's breasts and the wildly popular everyman taxi and ride share service, which like sex services, one has to pay for.
Sex Worker : Hey baby, like to 'ride' my Uber Boobers ? Want to squeeze them, suck on them, stick your dick between them ? Gonna cost you : $30 for the first half hour, $10 for for each 5 minute period after !
by Virgin Suicides April 18, 2018
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Uber Chip

The chip in the bag of doritos that has the most flavor and stuff on it.
Holy shit you found the uber chip in that bag of doritos.
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