turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

Turtle Lipping

When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.

Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."

by xMATTIE CAKESx October 18, 2011

Bar turtle

A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.

Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!

by Gote1311 November 13, 2010

Turtle Stamping

The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.

I caught Billy turtle stamping the refrigerator this morning.

by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011

turtle ryan

the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.

ninja sucks turtle ryan is the best

by turtle ryan November 28, 2018

Turtle Nest

When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.

Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.

by paczkiXDDDDDDDDDDDD January 11, 2019

Turtle-Hedgehog

An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.

That Turtle-Hedgehog makes no sense, but they do make a great pair!

by AndreWithaJ December 14, 2020