tubed

Fig. Fucked
As in fucked from the ass with a tubular object

Cops! We're tubed!
You say you lost it? Are trying to tube me up?

by dzfez September 18, 2008

tubish

a word to mean a word you don't remember.

K's word. This word now has a tubish origin.

by jbeau February 21, 2007

tube meat

Any processed meat product that is formed into a tube shape by stuffing into an elongated, edible casing for consumption. Can be cooked and served in a wide variety of methods and combinations.

These hot dogs are the best tube meat ever.

Barb's favorite tube meat is kielbasa.

by lifeonearth April 29, 2012

Tubbs

This is the name given to a fat lazy women that you work with, tends to be in an office environment. 'Tubbs' will try and avoid any work by procrastinating constantly either by talking, aimlesley walking round the room looking for things or eating. 'Tubbs' will have an addiction to yoghurts and always devour every last morsal, sometimes even spending up to half an hour scraping out the bottom of the pot. 'Tubbs' has no drive or enthusiasm to succeed in life but expects everything to be handed to her on a plate. Tubbs is also a very nosey person, a bit of a no-it-all and just generally a pain in the ass.

That fat Tubbs is eating a yoghurt whilst staring out the window again. Perhaps she should try doing some work!

by saintsfc12334 March 23, 2011

Tucson TubeSock

The process in which a "Tucson TubeSock" is Ejaculating "Gizzing" in your best mates "Friends" sock and then quickly smacking them across the face with the sock full of your man chowder. Being which the Tucson TubeSock

That mutha fucka pissed me off so i grabbed his sock while he was sleepin and gave dat mutha fucka a Tucson TubeSock!

by The Angry Goatmaster January 11, 2009

U tube moment

Something a person does that if it were on camera definitely would make a great clip to post on U tube. A funny or cool act that everyone witnessing wishes they had on video.

Jim was showing off by sticking his hand in the snake cage. You should have seen his face when the snake bit him! That was a serious U tube moment!

Bob was riding his bike on the sidewalk down town. He turned to look a a hot chick and ran right into a telephone pole. That was a major U tube moment!

by Bagmister June 30, 2007

mongolian moon tube

Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.

Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."

by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009