slutty trumpet 

The act of which one person scrapes the crusty feces around the ring of the rectum off of their sexual partner. Their partner than ejactualtes all over the crusty snack and the two thirsty sex deprived lovers slurp it down.

"Yo Jimbo, If you was down to fuck with Ms Jamie, would you spit or swallow that slutty trumpet?"

"Bro i'd eat that shit up like it were a sloppy joe homie. Let me get in on that slutty trumpet!"

"I heard that Sara and Dashawn have been hooking up"
"No way man, did he hit that shit home?"
"Yeah I Even heard he slutted her trumpet"
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slutty trumpet by corey the savage May 17, 2016

BROWN TRUMPET 

Racial slur towards blacks. In reference to black american Jazz musicians

Tim: Let's hit that Blues Fest on the riverfront this weekend
Ban: Fuck that, all it will be is a bunch of brown trumpets and wetbacks

BROWN TRUMPET by Phatban87 September 20, 2016

Santa's Trumpet 

when a man jizzes in a girls ass, and the the woman continues to fart the jizz out of her ass onto the mans face.

Santa's Trumpet is between a woman and a man

Santa's Trumpet by blowpipe December 29, 2013

Stank-Chunk Trumpet 

This occurs when you burp really loudly , then precede to blow the burp into someones face, often times followed by small bits of food from your freshly eaten lunch.

Christy coulndt stand the force from my stank-chunk trumpet

Stank-Chunk Trumpet by Bill W March 23, 2004

bronze trumpet 

Intercorse between to very very gay cock fags. When the male pulls out of the other mans ass,and the other man gives the other man a blow job!

So when im done doing you in the ass you want to give me a bronze trumpet

bronze trumpet by banana warrior March 29, 2009

Cunt trumpet 

vuvuzela

I couldn't hear the commentary over the fucking cunt trumpet

Cunt trumpet by Kokweasl June 20, 2010

Rusty Trumpet

When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.

Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"

Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"

Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"

Rusty Trumpet by Justen9601 November 17, 2016