An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.
Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
by Admiral Foxface December 03, 2019
An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.
Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG
by Admiral Foxface December 03, 2019
Self slapping sex paddle.
Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this
For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival
Gives fishing a whole new meaning
Ex. When you pull a trout out of the water and hold it up to your partner's bum and just let it go. Your partner will love this
For maximum pleasure, return to the water for revival
Gives fishing a whole new meaning
I love my sex trout
by Sexytrouts March 12, 2017
by HarryBrownie02 September 27, 2023
A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 08, 2022
A person who goes on a straight date despite being flamingly homosexual. (This is typically but not exclusively used to describe a situation where the couple met online i.e. Tinder)
My friend Melissa went on this date with a guy from Tinder, and the moment he opened his mouth and called his female friend a queen…she knew he was a rainbow trout.
by Darkraiguy July 04, 2022
Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"
by Mountaineer007251 March 26, 2022