toolcrastination

The act of delaying or postponing tasks by focusing on setting up new tools, software, or systems, often under the belief that these will enhance productivity. However, this behavior typically results in further procrastination and avoidance of the actual work that needs to be done.

I spent the entire afternoon organizing my new project management app instead of actually working on the project. Classic toolcrastination!

by petit_poua February 26, 2025

Tooner

An autistic Gooner that derives sexual pleasure from fictional female characters degrading the individual's autism, often associated with the autism speaks puzzle piece logo.

Daniel: I heard Chris likes cartoon women degrading his autism.

Jay: What a fucking Tooner!

by TiinToon April 8, 2025

zero tolerance

-zt- for short, the most honorable, skilled and stylistic clan on w2. if you happen to ever meet a member of this legendary clan, then give him money.

w0ozle no0zle -zt- pwnz all

by -zt-still December 7, 2004

Zero tolerance

Allies to one of the best hacking crews on the internet RLA Specialise in taking out noob crews that just talk shit and cant prove there skills for example Yahoo Most Wanted, Owning noobs sites, that try and attack theres and fail... Founders are Havik And Diablo... Ex Members Of The Metal Daze Crew... oh and clydes worst nightmare

Havik From Zero tolerance exploited clydes noob ass.. LOLOLOL

by _Havik_ November 10, 2008

Fault Tolerant

A word used by network admins in long confusing emails they send to try and cover up the fact they royally screwed up.

That’s the good news. The bad news is we now have to go through a process to move them back to fault tolerant which requires each store to be taken back offline while the data is duplicated to the reserve system.

by Developer Guy August 20, 2010

Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.

Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.

by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011

Zero Tolerance

1. The greatest local rock band around in the state of Ohio and possibly the world damn world.

2. Guys who know how to play kick ass music and drink multiple shots of Jager.

3. The band that allows 99% of its fans to have a social life when they play gigs.

"Are you going to the Zero Tolerance show tonight?"

"Its been two weeks since Zero Tolerance played, when's the next gig?"

by LegendaryLed April 4, 2012