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mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise / thinkings / writings / etc., through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.
Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.
by lionhead June 16, 2007
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Mental illness

Mèntal illnesses is a disease usually common within people who are named joud , it’s really serious and causes them to to act in such a toxic way. Unfortunately as of now there’s no cure for it
Yo look isn’t it that joud the I think she has mental illness
by Pussy slayer 627 October 26, 2020
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mentally deranged

Jenny's so mentally deranged, she wore a bathing suit when she went skiing last weekend.
by Brooke Hernandaz September 24, 2017
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Hijabi Mentality

A muslim bitch who thinks she's special.
A: See that hijabi girl over there who thinks her shit don't stink, I saw her at the club last night trying to pick-up a lot of guys, she wasn't wearing that rag or acting like that then!

B: Typical hijabi mentality!
by Malsikcuf December 6, 2016
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mental telethargy

The ability to be mentally telepathic, however, the realization comes several minutes after the initial thought by the other person.
Person 1: "I am sensing that you are going to go down first street."

Person 2: "Dude, we've been on first street for 10 minutes!"

Person 1: "Aha, My mental telethargy strikes again!"
by edible_freud September 20, 2009
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mental arithmetic

Me: 1+1=69 ...mental arithmetic sir.
Teacher: F......Fuck off
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019
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GTA Mentality

When ones mentality is completely altered by playing too much grand theft auto 5.
Danny: Yo look out you just ran that red light!
Gabe: Its chill man I do this all the time.
Danny: Man you're a victim to GTA mentality
by dmug September 30, 2013
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