Hotel Hag

Someone good enough to have hotel sex with but someone you don't want to be seen in public with.

I want to go out on a date with him but we never go out anywhere. I'm afraid I'm just a hotel hag.

by anonymous December 17, 2024

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Hagging

Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?

by 747 Gaming is the best except June 5, 2023

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Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill

Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.

by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011

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HAGS

HerpesAidsGonorrheaSyphilis

I asked her if it was a problem I had HAGS, coz one of them isn't forever.

by Gartholemew September 26, 2017

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Hag

some fat bitch who has exceptionally low mental standards whos house smells like shit and has the fashion sense of my 80-year-old grandma who lives on a farm

what a fat hag

by #Cando September 2, 2020

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Hag

Hedge witch. Village witch. Hag is derived from Latin ‘holy woman’ A Hag is a wise woman, Pagan or Christian or Secular, that is called to the role of service to the community. Direct action, herbalism, community care, minding the sick, social justice and mental health triage are among the responsibilities. Hags commonly cover the crown of the head with a scarf or hat when working.

Hey get that Hag lady! Someone is ODing in the alley and she said she has Narcan.!

Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!

by MayHemme July 31, 2021

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