Shit ticket

When someone is comfortable enough to shit at your house.

"Dude I don't know when I gave you a shit ticket, but you're always blowing up my bathroom"

by smilingbananas May 29, 2016

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

Tramp Ticket

A consensual arrangement allowing a partner to engage in sexual activities outside the usual relationship boundaries for a set period, with mutual understanding and respect. This is done together, not separately and done with predetermined boundaries which go beyond the boundaries found in normal day to day life.

When we go to Miami for Spring Break, let’s set some boundaries so you can use your Tramp Ticket all week.

by DirtyDefine69 November 14, 2024

Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013

Galleta Ticket Booth

When a man (usually white) is having sex with a Latino woman, eats a Mexican baked good make for him by said woman, and spits it back into her belly button

Man- Hey Bella, can we do a Galleta Ticket Booth tonight?
Woman- Of course honey, I'll start baking when we get home.

by Andrew the cool dude November 3, 2025

Treatment ticket

Someone who is well connected such that if you hang with this person you can get lots of perks

I had a friend fly in from thailand. He's a real 'whale' so we took him down to laughlin nevada and we stayed at the Colorado belle.they really plushed us up! We were comped all our food and drinks we got a free top level suite.i guess you could say he was our treatment ticket fy
For sure!

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by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021