Poop Ticket

Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.

Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

My ticket hit

Winning your sports bet or lottery ticket

I put in a 10 leg parlay and my ticket hit!

by Young_Fly_GQ November 6, 2025

The ticket

Being that guy. The ticket to get out of the mud. The golden ticket to success.

“Did you see Johnny got 3 d1 offers yesterday?”

“Yeah bro, he’s the ticket”

by Blart wit the shifts May 14, 2023

international titties ticket

a ticket u can send 10 times to ask from 1-10 fotos of a girls titts and the girl has do do this

person 1 sends the international titties ticket
person 2 sends 2 tittie pics
person 1 send more
person 2 sends more nudes

by jackalob May 29, 2020

ticket to the skybox

Drugs that make you

hallucinate

Don't even try cop, Ain't no motherfuckin' drugs at my spot
All you'll find in my closet is the high tops
And my motherfuckin' ticket to the skybox
-- Ice cube - Good Cop Bad Cop

by K1NAN December 13, 2017

ticket tout

A person who asks people for their unexpired transit tickets and resells them to people for less money so they can save on the cost of a ticket which is an illegal practice.

I just saw a guy selling used tickets get kicked out of the bus station by security for being a ticket tout.

by James_In_Ottawa October 14, 2020

Yellow Ticket

ID card or papers for sex workers. Often combined with STD testing results. Originated in Russia in the 1800s, and referred to in Crime and Punishment.

The strip club made her get a yellow ticket update from the Health Department.

by anonymous March 7, 2022