When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 12, 2018
Get the Shit ticketing mug.Phrase meaning: To completely destroy someone in the sack/bed. To leave one unable to move after intercourse.
by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 14, 2018
Get the Rip your ticket mug.(Verb) To completely destroy one (or more) person in the sack/bed. Leaving one motionless after climax.
A: Are you gonna go to the movies?
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".
C: I'll be there this weekend.
A: Good I'll see you there; and "rip your ticket".
by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment June 17, 2018
Get the Rip your ticket mug.Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
The act of taking orders from multiple tables and ringing them in simultaneously; a 'strategy' used by wait staff that unfairly polarizes the production and distribution of food for one server's benefit.
"Our servers should NOT be ticket knitting. It bombards our kitchen staff, disrupts ticket times, and positions one server's orders ahead of everyone else's.
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