ticketing

driving above legal speed limit

i was ticketing past that Ferrari in my sleeper

by out1s November 18, 2018

How, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket

How, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket

How, Angel Jose Robles, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated The United States Of America With A $25 Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

Skin ticket

Using a razor to make a ticket out of skin

Bro1:Dude I have my balls and I made a skin ticket

Bro2:WTF

by G00d 0l dickin69 October 5, 2019

a parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.

by Sexydimma May 25, 2012

Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.

don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro

by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025

french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.

I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!

by MattsRight August 19, 2013

Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.

I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.

by Tapsize June 12, 2018