Dick

A shortened version of the name Richard.

Richard's nickname is Dick.

by TimmyBoy2007 August 16, 2019

Dick

A magical wand that summons little demons that grow in power over months of being in the holder

Woman: Ooohhh ya
Man:My dick just summoned some demons inside of your carrying pod

by anonymous February 7, 2018

dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can

WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.

by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019

Dick

1) A person who is acting like a total jackass or asshole.
2) Like a vagina, but on a guy. A penis. Sometimes big, sometimes small. Why certain girls stay with their boyfriends when the don't love them.

1) "Jason is being a dick, I'm going to sidekick that motherfucker in the face."
2) Girl 1: "Girl what's wrong?"
Girl 2: "My man ain't shit."
G1: "Well why won't you leave him?"
G2: "Cuz bitch, dick too bomb!"

by Gingerbabe May 28, 2015

dick

yum. Spread your legs for the large meaty sausage

Martha, you must dick

by urmomwantme123 February 1, 2020

Dick

1.Another word for cock and penis
2.A store

1.I love you dick

2.Can we go to Dick sporting goods

by SuperCoolFireDragon December 16, 2016

Dick

What I put in your Mum's holes last night.

No one:
Not even Justin Bieber:
Your Mum: Ass-Check

Pussy-Check

Time for my mouth to meet its new daddy(My Dick)

by Ur Mum's secret Boyfrind April 25, 2020