Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
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Be a snail

Be a snail
Any friend that is down on themselves about any image issue, simply reply - Be a snail and love the shell your in
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Snailing

The act of making yourself look like a snail in funny places; it is done by lying down in a similar fashion to planking, but with your butt raised up in the air.
"I'm snailing! Y'know, it’s where you make yourself look like a snail in really funny places. It's way more hardcore than that stupid planking crap!"
by octacle December 23, 2024
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Snailing

When all things that could possibly fall from a cloud (Snow, Rain, Hail) happen at the same time.
by Sir illuminati February 10, 2021
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Snailing

When a woman takes her vagina on him/her and drags it from the forehead on to the chin leaving a trail just like snail
Friend : ohh he’s cute I would love to fuck him
Female: girl I’m trying to go snailing all over him
by Jayjjuciy February 05, 2020
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snail emoji

used when someone is being annoying or unfunny
@passionate is being such a 🐌 (snail emoji)
by pipiup May 11, 2022
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snailed up

To have half a boner
she’s mid bro. my dick is snailed up.
by miattababy June 02, 2022
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