Locational Smoker

A smoker who only smokes when the location he currently is at excites him and not during any other times.

Fred: Paul, I thought you quit smoking?
Paul: Look at the view I am unable to resist the excitement. I am just smoking when the location I am in excites me. I am just a locational smoker.

by Nithin Paul September 2, 2022

weed smoker

1. person smoking weed 2. Used by people calling out names. 3. little racist to black people

Shut up weed smoker

by vereb January 29, 2022

Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017

Sunday smoker

Someone who usually smokes once a week so acts stupid when they do.

A: I don't know why I keep ashing on myself.
B: it's cause you're a Sunday smoker.

by Necklacestand March 29, 2022

Poo smoker

In the area of Tacoma Washington, poo smoker is someone who smokes meth or heroin. When a addict and drug deal goes down, a lot of people say “where’s the shit” now in this local area they ask for poo.

Some believe it’s the scent of poop from heroin when smoked from tin foil which is true. Heroin when smoked has poop smell to it.

We in the 206 to 253 call tweakers poo smokers.

“It’s like 1am and that poo smoker is tweaking the fuck out”

by SMOKIN TIN FOIL November 8, 2021

Smoker's Driveway

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.

John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.

by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013