Milk bottle shoulders

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle
Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat
by Lazygit April 21, 2023
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Fire truck shoulders

Very wide and defined shoulders that are thick and can stand out like a fire truck. Also know has Dump truck shoulders.
1: My bro has fire truck shoulders

2: “Did you see my jacked dump truck shoulders?”
“No i haven’t”

“We’ll look at them, i can barely fit in a door way!”
by Daddy big guns June 23, 2022
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tee pee shoulders

A lack of shoulder definition. Head and weak sloped shoulders form a tee pee shape.
That guy has tee pee shoulders. He can't even wear a back pack it would slide off.
by KittyK22 December 18, 2015
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shoulder

A shoulder is a part on a girls body that MUST be covered at all times in school, otherwise it will distract the boys from their academics.
Teacher: You need to put a jacket on, your shoulder is distracting the boys from learning.
by Not.her…. May 06, 2022
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Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"
by Monkey's Dad August 08, 2021
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My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapazoid Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
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Over-the-shoulder-boulder

A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.
We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.
by Gangsta Rich June 20, 2006
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