Sam

A real friend, always there for you, super empathetic and funny, can tease you a lot, but in a nice way. Sam can misunderstand things and it's hard to get back on his good side once he's mad at you. He won't tell you if you do something to hurt his feelings, which kinda stinks, but he'll stick with you as long as you're nice to him.

guy 1: Sam, I feel so sad
Sam: Hey, sorry to hear that, wanna talk about it?
Guy1: Sure, thanks Sam
Sam: Yeah, ofc

by Aurathedreamer February 21, 2021

Sam

Sam is a picka, which means cunt in Serbian. It’s ok tho, he slays and everyone loves him, but he’ll still be alone forever (unless he marries Evie)

Sam is a sam

by Bananananannananannanaa February 5, 2018

Sam

A really really dumb kid that cant do anything. A virgin that likes it shout Fortnite

Hi sam. You are really dumv

by Joneil June 5, 2019

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms

Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.

by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018

Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.

Sam is Gay, annoying and fucked in the head.

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

A Sam (male) is someone kind, sweet, sensitive, and caring. Sams are great loyal friends that you just can't get enough of- you would follow them anywhere. A Sam has incredibly soft hair (for some reason) good looks, and a Sam will always make you laugh even at your lows. Sams are very smart but they often are very modest and don't give themselves enough credit for how great they really are.

Look at him. He must definitely be a Sam.

You're right, he is so incredibly nice and funny

by dcnert June 17, 2016

Sam

Asshole Gaylord

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018