nonce

UK slang for a pedophile

Simple Simon is a nonce

by Alexander Pennwood March 24, 2022

Nonce

means mother

e.g. my dad is also the same as my nonce

by donkey/shrek March 4, 2022

Nonce

U.K. slang, typically refers to a sex offender guilty of crimes involving minors. Used a lot within prisons & council estates.

A very British way to greet your mates.

“ chat shit get banged you fucking nonce!”

“I don’t think that bloke in the white van has a puppy, he’s probably a nonce”.

by Idonttouchkids12345 November 24, 2019

Dry noncing

A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety

He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar

by Foinqy January 31, 2024

Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga

“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”

by gaveen123 May 3, 2023

Nonce

Shani

Shani is a nonce Cus she’s in love with youngers

by Jamieeeee18 July 25, 2021

Nonce

Someone who posts the definition of their name on their insta story

I put my name in urban dictionary and posted it on my story because I’m a raving nonce

by Steveosteveo November 23, 2021