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hard dick and helicopters

An answer to what's up?". Can also mean someone who falls in love easily or immediatly after having sex. The opposite of hard dick and bubble gum.
Be careful if you put it on him girl, he wil ask you to marry him the very next morning. Hes hard dick and helicopters.
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helicopter

People who identify as an helicopter have a kink for submission. They often like to take out their dick in public and twirl it around, which amuses them to do so in front of kids.
"I identify as an helicopter."
" I noticed when i saw u swinging yo dick in the supermarket yesterday"
by Luca Roll December 2, 2021
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Helicopters

Feeling of your head spinning, especially when trying to sleep after a night of heavy drinking.
When did you go to sleep last night?
I could'nt fall asleep for a couple of hours. I was having crazy Helicopters.
by GranDyer January 7, 2020
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Helicopter nose

A guy whose nose snores like the sound of a helicopter while sleeping.
Last night, I could not sleep because of my roommate's helicopter nose.
by deimos-dread January 8, 2020
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Brazilian Helicopter

The Brazilian helicopter is when one attaches a strap-on to their backside, and penetrates two people at once with their (penis/extra strap-on on groin) and the strap-on on their backside. They then commence to roll around on the bed as to create a helicopter-like motion with the two phalluses.
“Bro last night was crazy!” Tom said, “I met up with Maddie and another girl and we did a Brazilian Helicopter!”
by Anal for Jesus March 25, 2020
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Vertical Helicopter

When a girl is hung by her ankles to the ceiling, you spin her around, then the tension makes her spin while she sucks your dick.

A female Russian cosmonaut (with daddy issues) is preferable due to their high-g training. NASA doesn't spin their astronauts anymore so that won't work. If she throws up, bonus lube, and if she uses teeth, bonus religious conversion.
Katya came over last night and gave me a vertical helicopter. Now I'm Jewish.
by aBoogieWithDaddyIssues April 3, 2020
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Vietnam Helicopter

When you stick your penis into the throat of a women and then proceed to pick her up and spin rapidly like a helicopter.
I'm boutta hit you with the Vietnam Helicopter.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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