Lap Creep

A small animal usually a designer dog who constantly sits on someone's lap.

Geeze Tuttie , can't I sit down without you on my lap? You are a little lap creep!

by Uglyduckling November 29, 2014

Creep-ticker

The new newsfeed that appears above the facebook chat that shows newsfeeds of obscure and random people and posts that you may have friends of friends with but have actually no personal contact with that person. Thus, creating a ticking timebomb for the moment you comment on a random status or picture making you look like the ultimate creeper.

Creeper comment- "This picture is hilarious"

Unknowing victim- "Who are you?"

Creeper comment- " Oh I am your girlfriend's cousin's best friend... sorry you showed up on my creep-ticker when I was chatting"

**Creeper thinks to himself DAMN you creep-ticker**

by eLMacK September 23, 2011

meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.

"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"

by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

creep 101

The basics of being a creep.

There are no breaks from being a creep. That's creep 101.

by Sassandclass May 26, 2018

Creep Crew

(Noun) An elite group of males who form a group consisting of creepy individuals. Members are often persecuted by peoples who are not part of the Creep Crew. Common punishments for being in the Creep Crew are, but not limited to: Butt Funnel, Quadruple Butt Funnel, and Elephant Walk.

Members perform rituals similar to that of Freemasons whereas members greet each other using secret handshakes and phrases.

Initiation to the Creep Crew can only be done through a current member/s.

There are a select few of us who think they're better than the rest of us. Would all members of this "Creep Crew" come forward. (Punishment to ensue)

by Knight57 July 4, 2016

creeping^2

When you creep on a creeper

Why are you creeping on that creep?
Its not creeping its Creeping^2

by kh<3df February 14, 2009