Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018

blind citing

The practice of citing to authorities that are either irrelevant or which do not support the proposition for which they are being cited. See also blind cite.

Instead of addressing the substance of my arguments, Jeff just continued blind citing me.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017

whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.

"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."

by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 5, 2013

Cock Blind

When you're done masturbating then lose feeling in your pp

*me in the ER* ok so, I was having a good time last night, then i went cock blind.

Surgeon: this Is the 3rd case today..

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019

Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

Blind Slime

where you spit on a girls back so she thinks you have nutted and when she turns around you nut in her eyes so she’s blind

I blind slimed my wife last night

by MoldyTaint6969 November 17, 2021

acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction

"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."

by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011