Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be

Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*

by Lezo August 25, 2021

Garbage zombie

Fat blue collar workers that are dirty, unkempt, and generally lacking in manners, especially in a union . Can only communicate using grunts or talking about the latest fatball game. They live underground in the sewers and come up every so often to hoard beer and chicken wings during happy hour and when they eat too much they sit in the corner of the bus station and jerk off while making grunts. Most end up going on disability because they come into work drunk and slip on their own piss and beer. Their name comes from the fact that they live and breath in their own garbage and walk like zombies all day.

Tried to get a beer during happy hour but the bar smelt like shit because there were these garbage zombies crowding up the place and belching at each other.

by GeneralWafflestomper666 August 14, 2019

meth zombie

A meth zombie is some one who is addicted to meth and uses it every single day. The causally sell them selves for the drug and walk around like zombies. It can be a man or women that is a meth zombie.

Driving around in this part of town you see a lot of meth zombies out tonight.

by Daily words for the soul November 14, 2013

punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Bungee Zombie

The fucker from Plants vs Zombies who steals your shit.

God Dammit! Bungee Zombie stole my damn plant! Can't have shit on the roof!

by Aubergine Dave May 7, 2021

Zombie Defense

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.

Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.

by Vard-Face July 23, 2010

Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.

My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!

by Malone dick November 2, 2013