A yogurt hoe is; a female who may partake in a “whore-ly” amount of sexual activities on top of one’s Yogurt Hose
by Big ol stinky taint February 23, 2025
Get the Yogurt hoe(s)mug. Counterintuitive. Not a fit ass. An ass that jiggles and has the consistency of yogurt. The best kind. Jiggly and soft. Moves back at you.
She kept walking in front of me in Target, and she had a yogurt ass. It just jiggled and moved as it pleased.
by Mcgwicko April 17, 2021
Get the Yogurt assmug. A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.
Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.
by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021
Get the Yogurt Malemug. a tiny bit of dog or cat shit under half a container of yogurt covered in jizz so when the victim eats it they eat the nasty surprise
by Wertwert3612 January 29, 2025
Get the Urban Yogurt Trapmug. "Hey, I just downloaded this game called FartKnit today! Want to play it with me?"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
"Man, you're such a perfect yogurt"
"Fuck you"
by top hat dude July 1, 2021
Get the yogurtmug. When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else
by anonymous September 27, 2025
Get the Canadian yogurtmug. 