I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.
by The Ghost66 January 24, 2021
A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.
by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 22, 2019
Any wizard in media that possesses dark powers. A dark wizard could either serve as the villain or anti-hero of the story and is very different from the traditional good guy wizard.
by CelticEagle February 21, 2019
the porn wizard, is a complex being. it is beyond all of human comprehension. he is the creator, the pleaser, and destroyer of all. in fact, porn wizard is a god. the god. porn wizard is god. now you may be wondering why the porn wizard (god) is called this. well, the “porn” represents the very creation of the universe and the wonders within. “wizard” is due to this god’s powerful abilities that cannot be explained throughly in mere human terms. in certain cases and under certain circumstances an individual can obtain special powers at the mere “contact” with the porn wizard. such abilities may be too powerful for a weak individual to wield, but those with strength, passion and a longing for more, will be able to dominate those around them. such ancient beliefs are still alive in present day countries such as england, france, germany, russia and many others.
for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
for millennia, the concept of the porn wizard has been debated as for this who lack such intellect and stamina, it is hard for them to comprehend a being that has no bounds and no end. religious leaders and philosophers alike have speculated the nature of this omnipotent being and have not been able to fathom h o w a natural creature can have such abilities without becoming exhausted due to “over-drive”. this being is the reason because such concepts as “infini-porn” and is the overall reason for infinitesimal dick energy.
by ReinaSilva May 24, 2019
When you’re sitting on the John doing a #2 and the turd causes a splash of cold toilet water which proceeds to hit you in your butthole, usually accompanied by a “ploop” noise
by Rotorboi87 January 12, 2022
The Wizard of Lies stole $65 billion in the world's biggest Ponzi Scheme.
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.
- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.
= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Lies.
- Lois Griffin: Goodnight Kevin Bacon's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff.
= Me: Goodbye Tamaki Suou's life savings that he invested with Bernie Madoff. (Goodbye Vic Mignogna's life savings that he invested with Robert DeNiro. (Goodbye Leonardo DiCaprio's life savings that he invested with R. Bruce Elliot))
by Viscount Druitt May 28, 2022