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Brushing your teeth

This is a term used when one says they are going to go brush their teeth, but in reality just goes off to masturbate.
Joey says, "I'm going to go brush my teeth", and returns 30 minutes later, forehead all sweaty.

Sure Billy, why don't you just go BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
by Phr0s7 April 5, 2003
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dinosaur with 500 teeth

White guy: “What dinosaur has five-hundred teeth?
Black guy: “What?”
White guy: “Nigers- *gets beat*

The dinosaur with 500 teeth is a Nigersaurus.
by Ballsack cancer the ||| February 5, 2022
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Cat rack teeth

jagged brown teeth, someone who needs to go to the dentist and get some work done.
Helena got cat rack teeth
by JJ4200ja June 20, 2009
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in between your teeth

Relating to either heavy tongue kissing or a blowjob, literally in between their teeth.
Dude, no homo but I really want to be in between your teeth.
by SeanNotShawn October 4, 2017
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kim lip teeth

person 1: i am so hungry
person 2: here, i have some Kim Lip Teeth you can eat
by kim lip teeth.. October 17, 2020
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Shit in your teeth

when your significant other or date has lettuce or spinach or somthing visible in their teeth
blow me.
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!

pop that pimple on your nose
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
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school bus teeth

when a persons teeth are big and yellow like a school bus.
"sally did you see joes teeth, he has school bus teeth!"
by asiram517 May 3, 2009
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