by toe888 August 2, 2021
Get the Sebastianmug. by ThisBoi December 4, 2017
Get the sebastian dickmug. a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3
by speaknowstan89 November 22, 2021
Get the sebastianmug. sebastian: **mustache noises**
by kqi walliams October 26, 2022
Get the Sebastianmug. Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
Get the Juan Sebastianmug. Person 1: “Did you see Sebastian the other day?”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”
Person 2: “No, was his fit hard?”
Person 1: “No”
Person 2: “Then it wasn’t him”
by LeCap March 21, 2024
Get the Sebastianmug. sebastian is someone that i hold dearly to me. hes extremely annoying but someone that'll still have a magnetic pull on you no matter what. Sebastian is someone that youve known since you were in 7th grade and is beyond the meaning of irreplaceable. Sebastian is someone that i cant wait to spend the rest of my life with, sebastian is the definition of my very first love. my first and last <3
je t'aime -ℒ.ℳ. ❦
je t'aime -ℒ.ℳ. ❦
by winver August 15, 2022
Get the sebastianmug.