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Snail Fucking

When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.
This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”

OR

“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024
mugGet the Snail Fuckingmug.

War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.
I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.
by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025
mugGet the War thunder snailmug.

chimdale snail trail

When you preform an act of belly button sex and you pull out with belly button lint on your entity and you nut it back in.
Yo. That girl last night let me give her a chimdale snail trail.
by inyoendo January 31, 2025
mugGet the chimdale snail trailmug.

Snail Trail

A sticky substance left behind after a woman slides her vagina across your body
Dude, she left a snail trail across my back after getting a back rub
by xXMadhatterXx August 31, 2019
mugGet the Snail Trailmug.

Snail

The Snail is the all powerful. Bow to the snail, and may Snail bless you all.
by tf is a pseudonym?? January 2, 2025
mugGet the Snailmug.

Snail

Not a word, dont listen to people who say it is. It isnt a word.
"Dude look at that snail"-A , "Dude Snail Isn't A fucking word."
by testiclefondler33 November 6, 2022
mugGet the Snailmug.

snail pussy

a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)
I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy
by tummypit January 19, 2024
mugGet the snail pussymug.

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