Ryan

A tramp that talk tooo much🙄.

“Ryan dtm”

by Klosopes August 25, 2019

Ryan

Most likely the gayest person you will ever meet. Likes to stick his dick in his own ass and braid his pubes.

Hey, I heard that Ryan guy was shoving his dick in his ass the other day!

by ejdhfnej May 25, 2018

Ryan

Likes to fuck ducks

Look at that ryan

by Batch of cakes November 20, 2019

Ryan

Stupid, ugly, nazi lookin, pervert weirdo, who if u know him u will want to block and unfriend him on every spource of communication and if u do he will cry. So he can’t talk to u, and is also most likely gay but hates gay people. Also has the micro penis disease

Man 1: oh great it’s ryan, I blocked him and he cried.
Man 2: oh no he’s coming over
Man 3: and he is gay
Ryan: hey guys
Girl: go away to gay perv
(Ryan runs away crying

by Barockrocks December 1, 2018

Ryan

The funniest son of a gun you'll ever meet, but don't get to close, he might try to eat you or something.

And now we are looking at the wild Ryan in it's natural habitat

by lemondrop420 December 14, 2019

A Ryan

A noun associated with success. Doing everything perfectly, finding unparralled success and achievement in everything you touch. The "Midas Touch" in a modern context without the negative consequences.

Man 1: Dude! I just moved to a new country and pulled a Ryan!

Man 2: Really? You mean you moved there, everyone loves you, you made heaps of friends, found a almost mythical level of success in your profession all while avoiding the normal pit-falls and failures of real life?!

Man 1: Yes. Exactly that.

by C-man millie April 7, 2017

ryan

a guy that you just can’t forget. he’s the “one that got away” type. he’s very sociable, and is quite attractive. girls love him. but he pays no mind to most of them. some would consider him a “player” but he has a shy side to him, when he really loves someone. often quite clueless.

god that ryan is stupid! but i love him. i wish he knew that.

by ohwhxtever May 22, 2018