Polish halfer

To take a half day off for the first half of your shift.

Timm took a Polish halfer on Monday, after the Sunday night Packer game.

by phonedawgz December 05, 2021

Polish monster

What David's peers moaned and sexually called him in 9th grade PE.

Bob moaned to David,"Oh David, you polish monster..."

by LexieKnowsAll July 28, 2016

polish chad

Someone who is undeniably a chad
And is from Poland.

Hey who's that guy?

Oh, hes Brajan, Hes a Polish Chad.

Ah...

by NotBrajan... October 17, 2020

Polish carpenter

Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.

My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.

by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018

Polish bloke

Polish bloke is a guy that eats drinks and breaths vodka and pierogi

this man cant be stopped

he is the polish bloke

Person1: woooo calm down mate i think you drank enough

Person2: Co ty kurwa pierdolisz
Person1: Ohhhhh your a polish bloke

by menelowy September 08, 2022

Polish Starfort

The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.

Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.

by iSorrowDaddy June 16, 2017

Polish Couch

It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.

“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace

by Fluffy McGillicuddy December 28, 2018