Brown market

Like the black market but just for toilet paper

I made $1000 selling this 4-pack of Charmin on the brown market

by Social distancing April 6, 2020

market power

Fuck off

You wanna know what market power means fuck off.

by Zcraaay February 22, 2018

Bound-by Marketing

has creative ideas tied to strategy

My god it is so epic to have someone that is bound-by marketing work with my organization.

by boundbymktg June 30, 2011

Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

cornered market

When a person, including corporations, ends in a unique place in which they can offer something before everyone can, sometimes that nobody else can.

Dragons AND incest? Who does not like any of those things? Damn that's a cornered market now

by kkkhris April 10, 2016

select market

Of or relating to cars that have been done up to look blingy or fast. They range from poorly done paint and stickers, aftermarket kits that are unpainted or painted the wrong color, spoilers, pointless large mufflers, curb feelers, etc. Can almost always be related to dubs on hoopties or cars that are fast and furious.

I would like to get a 1964 Chevy, but all the ones that I've seen have hydraulics or tiny wheels. I don't really want something from the select market.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

Marketing Mongrel

An even lower form of life than the Management Minga. A Marketing Mongrel typically aspires to (a) be a Management Minga, (b)hang out with Management Minga's; but in most cases niether is achievable. Marketing Mongrels engage in activities that even the common cretin would not and incur such names as "Chipmunk", "gumby", or "Number three" through either appearance or behavioural characteristics.

" Man I wish I was a Management Minga. They're so smart and not to mention, HOT!"

" Forget it, once a Markting Mongrel, always a Marketing Mongrel"

"Man, if only I didn't look like a chipmunk...I wonder if I'll get invited to the next minga party"

"doubt it"

by L Dizzle; aka a "Management Minga" October 14, 2006