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Luke

A fat idiot who no one likes. He's a dickhead and 'narcisstic prick' seems to describe him very well. He has an inability to spell and loves Alabama - self explanatory really. He has a odd adoration for salmon pink-shirts and screaming across a room. He is well-known for his all-round creepiness and calling children 'honey' and 'darling'. In summary, he's a disgusting waste of space and not one you should like to get to know.
'Oh that Luke over there is a waste of air. I think he's a pedophile.'
by Headofenglish December 30, 2019
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Luke

A really nice guy who has slept with everyone. But, he has a small cock
Hey here comes Luke.

He's so hot.

Yeah but he has a small dick.

Yeah I know

You've slept with him too?

Yeah everyone has.
by ASMALLCHICKENNUGGET December 9, 2016
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Luke

a perfect person in every way...brown eyes that hold notes of yellow, you could get lost in them for days. Not only a perfect face but also a perfect sense of humor. If you are around a luke you will stay laughing and smiling the whole time. Being around luke, he is so compassionate and caring, your needs will never feel overlooked and you will never feel under appreciated! He truly listens to everything like only a husband can. Never let go of luke for you will find no one that can compare. If you find one you are the luckiest person and you will definitely LOVE HIM MORE XP
Oh my lukie you are amazing! Luke how i love you so!! Please never change my perfect and sweet luke
by summerrjanee May 31, 2020
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Luke

Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.
by Saxome April 15, 2020
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Luke

Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.
Oh, luke? He's dating Mia.
Yeah luke is cute
by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019
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Luke

by Luke15 June 6, 2018
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Luke

Jonn: Hey Aime have you seen Luke?
Aime: That sexy motherfucking creature? He’s over there💖💖
Jonn: Ok thanks
by Aaaaiiimmmeeeee June 3, 2018
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