Dog

Acts as a shadow to humans but doesn't disappear when it's dark. This particular shadow also requires food and exercise.

Is also a source of unconditional love, joy and entertainment.

The dog followed me to the bathroom then to the kitchen and proceeded to beg for food.

by papipup October 30, 2017

dog

this anamal sucks compared to cats like why the hell would you want a slobery grossball of furr to sit with see the cat is being bullied by the fucking dog what a jerk

my dog sucks

by why are you this bord April 8, 2021

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog*
Me again: awww cute dog
My dog: no I’m god
Me: no silly dog
My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!?
Me: Me :(
My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

dogs

lines of cocaine. singular - dog

They stayed up all night doin dogs and drinking Heinekin last night.

Yo man give me a dog.

by uniontown veteran October 20, 2010

A-dog

Boy named Aidan who tends to do nothing but smoke, hangout with his girl maeg and sleep. Tends to be intimidated quickly when jacks come around the corner

A-dog wanna go smoke?

by Jackoconnn July 18, 2018

dogged

When a guy let's his dog out to make a group of girls stop.

Yesterday a group of guys let there puppy out so my friends and I would stop to catch his dog.

by tiger May 13, 2005

dog-eat-dog world

description of a modern world merciless competition

- I just can't believe I lost my fortune because some dumbass invented something better and took all my clients.
- What did you expect, it's a dog-eat-dog world.

by notspecialsnowflake September 7, 2017