Dan the dog 

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

Dan the dog by RD_ May 18, 2022

Sniffing the dog 

A game of chicken played by The Boys to see who is willing to stick their nose closest to (or furthest in) their Bros’ assholes.

I was shocked at Paul’s commitment to sniffing the dog last night,

Sniffing the dog by Sqwurd June 5, 2022

Roxy the dog 

Roxy the dog is the most vulgar, foul-mouthed and insolent dog to walk the planet. She has sent countless messages of cyber-bullying and verbal abuse. Beware of roxy, she is not the type to become friends with.

Roxy the dog is a mean dog.

Roxy the dog by the_rabbit June 13, 2022

Harold the Dog

Harold the Dog is a therapy dog that served 3 years at Brawley Union High School. Along with his service at BUHS, he has also gone on to lead rescue units for the red cross in war torn group chats from chat to chat. Harold is real.

Harold the Dog is INDEED a real dog.

Harold the Dog by Demarionkardashian June 21, 2022

Washing the dog 

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

Washing the dog by anonymous June 28, 2022

bites the dog 

A. When something sucks beyond all levels
B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)

A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"

bites the dog by MistaJ478 September 15, 2022

Let the dog out

To burn one on your lunch break, getting high

Stephanie always says she is going to “let the dog out” when leaving for her lunch break.

Let the dog out by MiddleChild2 October 21, 2022