Yo, you creeking this weekend?
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by Bil Dilfson November 20, 2022

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023

The Jewel of the Mother Lode. Which isn't saying much.
Its population is about 2000. It's located smack-dab in the middle of Ass County, Assachusetts, USA. The 'A' in USA just stands for more ass.
(It's definitely not from Amador County nope nope no sir-ee)
There is a shitty school nearby. It's called Amador High School.
It mainly consists of:
- An entire army of (shitty) football players who like to point at girls and go, "ayyyy she got double d's"
- An entire army of 4' 11" girls who keep pulling their leggings up in an attempt to appear sexy but it just looks like they're giving themselves a wedgie
- Our lord and savior Cella
- weird drama kids
- weird band kids
- Those couples that stand in the middle of the hall and kiss when you're trying to go to fucking Geometry class
- A clowder of emos who call themselves nonbinary catgirls
- A bunch of country boys probably named Travis or something that call everything gay
- Weird horse girls (hurr durr)
- Trailer park trash
- People who don't have computers at home
- People who'd risk their lives to film Tiktoks
- People whose entire lives revolve around goats
And more! Come experience this at Amador County (and get peacefully drunk with fellow grandmas/grampas xoxo)
Its population is about 2000. It's located smack-dab in the middle of Ass County, Assachusetts, USA. The 'A' in USA just stands for more ass.
(It's definitely not from Amador County nope nope no sir-ee)
There is a shitty school nearby. It's called Amador High School.
It mainly consists of:
- An entire army of (shitty) football players who like to point at girls and go, "ayyyy she got double d's"
- An entire army of 4' 11" girls who keep pulling their leggings up in an attempt to appear sexy but it just looks like they're giving themselves a wedgie
- Our lord and savior Cella
- weird drama kids
- weird band kids
- Those couples that stand in the middle of the hall and kiss when you're trying to go to fucking Geometry class
- A clowder of emos who call themselves nonbinary catgirls
- A bunch of country boys probably named Travis or something that call everything gay
- Weird horse girls (hurr durr)
- Trailer park trash
- People who don't have computers at home
- People who'd risk their lives to film Tiktoks
- People whose entire lives revolve around goats
And more! Come experience this at Amador County (and get peacefully drunk with fellow grandmas/grampas xoxo)
Teenage girl: Did you hear about Sutter Creek? I heard it's the Hick capital of the world!
Travis: hurr durr you got double d's
Travis: hurr durr you got double d's
by Exxen Oxen February 7, 2022

Rather than making an actual connection with your crushconnecting the bridge this is the act of stalking their social media to see if they are single or not.
by Andreas Tortellini May 25, 2018
