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tissue change

Having so much money that anything under $100000 is easy to get and throw away and considered tissue change.
Oh you just got the new lambo? Hah! That’s tissue change.
by M$NEY M$KER May 20, 2018
mugGet the tissue changemug.

Changing of the Guard

The few sacred moments one has to defecate between customers entering or exiting a public bathroom.
"Yo Richard, did you drop heat in the bathroom earlier and then not flush afterward?"

"Nah man, I was trying to do my business but I missed the Changing of the Guard and it was just awkward after that."
by Rich Fecal July 11, 2016
mugGet the Changing of the Guardmug.

chang chong

The sound aisan and Chinese people make when actively shiting on a dick

Also a spoon when you throw it down the stairs
Ah, ah, oh... CHANG CHONG!!!!!!
by Poe_i_Think January 3, 2018
mugGet the chang chongmug.

whop-a-chang

TO hit someone, verbally smack someone, cause serious damage
"That bitch was hit like whop-a-chang"
by Dave Devine May 3, 2004
mugGet the whop-a-changmug.

Chang Belly

Chang Belly or "Elephant Belly". When you drink too much beer and get fat like an elephant in Thailand.
Evan, you are getting a chang belly from all of the beer that you are consuming.
by Etaylor858 December 31, 2016
mugGet the Chang Bellymug.

schedule change

To give your manager/supervisor a blowjob or anal sex for favorable treatment...
Marty asked Jerry (his manager) to change his shift. Jerry said he’s had to give a “schedule change” to make that happen...
by Shynehigh January 8, 2021
mugGet the schedule changemug.

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