The Spicy Bike Ride

The act of eating lots of hot peppers (ideally habaneros) and then having a woman sit on your face while you preform oral sex on her. Thus causing her to kick her legs in a bike riding motion while trying to escape the burning.
I stocked up on jalapenos so I can give her the spicy bike ride later.
by Jnumber1 July 05, 2011
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swedish bike ride

I shoved her into the janitor's closet & went for a swedish bike ride.
by Dr. Chone May 11, 2005
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Bike seat deflowering

when the seat of a bicycle or similar object claims the virginity of its rider
by zebidiah_94 March 31, 2010
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Bike rack poser

1)Fake biker, Might or might not even own a bike, but has a bike rack on car. Following a fad.
2)A person who owns a bike rack on top of they're car and not use it, also improperly installed, ex. having only front towers for the poser fairing, having towers extremely close together to make the runners shoot up to the sky, backwards installation.
3)A person with a roof rack that will forever always be in mint condition. Fairing might have lots of stickers. They might also be carrying random stuff like wheels, tires, barrels on their racks.
4)Usually found on modified vehicles.
Dude puts a rack on his car because he saw other people do it and he wants to follow them since it is "Cool". He does not in any way uses the rack at all. This makes him a bike rack poser.
by Ay Way Way June 24, 2010
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horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.
I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.
by LMxDurgex December 31, 2008
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"I met up with that chick Mary from the mall the other night, bro..."

"Ya?? How'd it go?"

"I am thinking about putting the bike in the trunk..."

"Dude, you're gonna put your Schwinn in there?? No way!!
by peternorthHUGE May 15, 2010
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ride the same bike

are gay.
Those two snake charmers ride the same bike.
by Observer of the Obvious October 24, 2003
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