The few slight alterations to every story that make it more interesting and/ or relevant to a conversation.
Man 1: "Man that story about Bill's night on the town with that hot chick was AMAZING."
Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
Man 2: "Yeah, but that part about it happening in that New York restaurant we were at was probably token bullshit."
by Johnathan S. Aldura October 17, 2009
Get the Token Bullshitmug. Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?
by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013
Get the Straight bullshitmug. When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.
Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
by Urbantech February 26, 2009
Get the Insta-bullshitmug. Bullshit love is when someone makes you think they love you but in reality they don't care if u died the very next day :) they say thinks like "your the only girl I talk to" honey that when u know he's lying better leave his damn ass cause he anit fucking loyal that's bullshit love
by Ayeimright April 1, 2017
Get the bullshit lovemug. Something you call when somebody you're communicating with is clearly stating some very questionable things, in other words - bullshitting you.
I was talking to the girl and she said she didn't like to be flirted with. I had to call the bullshit train.
by Odelan July 26, 2015
Get the Bullshit trainmug. When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.
Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?
Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.
Jim: Is it really?
Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.
Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.
Jim: Is it really?
Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.
Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
by The Goon Platoon September 19, 2009
Get the Official Bullshitmug. by Kaedin November 28, 2015
Get the load of bullshitmug.