thanos

a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.

#BETRAYAL

why you grounded?

I'm a Thanos.

by 12121212121212121212 January 3, 2020

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thanos

a decaying raisin with a sparkly mitten.

oh no its thanos the grape monster!

by oofkid1234 June 5, 2019

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thanos bag

a funny Tiktok emoji that looks like Thanos as a little bag

"thanos bag *instert emoji*"
"Lol, kys"

by luigimags14 November 22, 2020

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Thanos

a living purple dildo

Look its thanos, the dildo man

by Hackerman22 May 17, 2019

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The most incredibly amazing living being that has ever set a foot on this planet. His gorgeous purple tone perfectly matches his muscular body. Using only 0.001 percent of his power, he can wipe out about 376,500,000,000 people by just thinking about it. You may also know him from the movies, "Avengers: Infinity War" and "Avengers: Endgame", but this was just a display of a mere 5% of his power.

Interviewer: "Thanos, can you give us a display of you using about 0.000000000001% of your power?"

Thanos: "Do you remember Gamora?"

Interviewer: "No"

Thanos: "Exactly"

by ItsJebs_YT September 26, 2019

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