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Tennessee Roadhog

A sexual position consisting of condiments and the vaginal area of the receiver looking like roadkill. Tennessee roadkill can be conducted with any condiments and usually is dependent on user preference. The Tennessee roadhogger may then proceed to eat out the area that has been covered in condiments/semen.
Did you hear tom and maria did a Tennessee Roadhog?

Wow! what condiments did they use?
by meeower December 2, 2022
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jasper, tennessee

A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
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Tennessee Mud Flap

An action in which a girl who's pussy is destroyed as well as having shit in it and then queefing in your face and her flaps and the shit goes go all over your nose.
My sister Tennessee Mud Flapped a man and he beat her.
by Poopooman96 March 1, 2025
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Tennessee Smokey

After cumming in your girls vagina - have her force the semen back out while you pour whiskey down her ass crack. Lay beneath her and collect it all in your mouth for a creamy shot!
Get the Jack Daniels! It’s time for a Tennessee Smokey!
by KamkaziPanda August 14, 2022
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Tennessee Tea

The mixing of Makers Mark Mint Julep with Sweet Tea, thus you now have Tennessee Tea or "heaven in a cup." It is rumored widely to have been invented on a front porch in East Nashville by several people that answer to the names of Jimmy, Brandon, Lindsey, and Amy Grace.
Goddamn that's some fine tastin' Tennessee Tea!
by Jimmy Tommy October 8, 2008
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Tennessee Special

When you put a girl on a machine that spins her will shes on your dick
Dude she gave me a Tennessee Special
by yodudesupmanhowyoubeen November 23, 2021
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WhiteBluff, Tennessee

An extremely small town where everyone knows your name and the next person you say "Howdy" to will most likely be your cousin.
Gosh it's like WhiteBluff, Tennessee on this show; what's up with the whistling? Who the hell is Andy Griffith?

Hick Town
by Kay El Dee January 27, 2011
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