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Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.
1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.
by omgzzzz December 22, 2004
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tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.
(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...
by NM Rox March 15, 2005
mugGet the tech gogglesmug.

tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.
Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.
by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020
mugGet the tech-blockmug.

Tech-Dicking

A sex act in which while receiving fellatio, the recipient attempts sick-ass tricks with a miniature skateboard known as a Tech-Deck on the back of the one giving the blow job.
"So my girlfriend came over last night and brought her fingerboards with her. We were Tech-Dicking all night "
by SilkyJ August 25, 2021
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tech titan

Someone that wears a lot of nike tech fleeces. (probably british)
josh: nice tech fleece, are you a tech titan or cargo crusader

harry: definitely a tech titan
by blob07 January 25, 2022
mugGet the tech titanmug.

flave tech

the worst artist of all time

"I can be lazy too"
who you listening to flave tech oh he looks like oi tipgrip
by Jacksonlover43 December 5, 2022
mugGet the flave techmug.

tech-block

when a girl pulls out her phone or opens up her laptop to make herself seem unavailable
person1: yo did you holla at that shawty last night at than joint

person2: oh you mean the bitch that was on the side on her phone the whole time when errbadi else was gettin' they dance on and gettin' they drink on

Person1: oh word? what a fukin' tech-block
by swype May 26, 2011
mugGet the tech-blockmug.

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