Tablist

A person who rapes tables.

“I spotted a tablist at the furniture store the other day.”

by gravityoccurs October 30, 2020

tabidoo

Eastern European slang for cum

"He shot his tabidoo inside me last night." "Shaneequa loves that tabidoo."

by ak46plusone June 29, 2022

fruity table jump scare

when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members

r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!

by batergacken April 4, 2021

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

Keep Tabs On

To keep tabs on someone is to make a conscience effort to know what that person is doing. Often, the person does not know that you are keeping tabs on them. Typically it isn't as drastic as stalking the person, but it could be.

I always keep tabs on my EXes via Facebook to see what they're up to.

by macalish August 26, 2008

Tabea

A Girl with some nice Ass and just looks amazing. She's the pretties woman You will Ever known, from the inside and from the outside. You Can be lucky to have a Tabea as your Friend, she's always there for you and listen to you. She also laughs about nearly everything and is funny. That's why everyone loves Tabea. She's the coolest girl in Town and the popularst one.

Oh My God! Tabea is here! This Party is going to be great!

by Cool.377777 January 2, 2017

Tabletop

To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)

Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.

by JoeBob1234654 March 27, 2007