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mall fort

A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"

Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 4, 2010
mugGet the mall fortmug.

Albee Square Mall

The house of a bunch of rappers in Brooklyn, New York.
My house is the Albee square mall

Go shopping, go shopping, go shopping
Let's all go shopping
by shape012 November 24, 2017
mugGet the Albee Square Mallmug.

mall-walking britches

A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.
That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.
by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023
mugGet the mall-walking britchesmug.

Mall

He is the biggest father of the entire universe. He makes pussies wet when they see him. He can also fuck in his sleep. He has the record of the biggest dick too.
Person 1: Look at this big dick!
Person 2: It’s Mall’s dick , the biggest in the world
by mall the big daddy October 24, 2019
mugGet the Mallmug.

Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.
(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014
mugGet the Mall Musclesmug.

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Woah dude, Megamind 2 was totally in the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zone.
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024
mugGet the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zonemug.

Mall

A place where June Bugs to take their low riders while wasting time and their parents money.
Yo KB, lets take your truck to the mall. I'm feeling 2FST4LV.
by CPB1999 June 6, 2021
mugGet the Mallmug.

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