A fort made from blankets or anything else in a shopping mall parking lot (covered or not) that's used for the purpose of having sex, making love, performing oral, and/or making cumsies.
Them: "Wow! Where have you guys been? You were supposed to meet us at the food court at 12:30! And why are your faces red?!"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
Us: "Oh, you know, we were just hanging out in out mall fort and we lost track of time"
by joski519 January 4, 2010
Get the mall fortmug. by shape012 November 24, 2017
Get the Albee Square Mallmug. A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.
by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023
Get the mall-walking britchesmug. He is the biggest father of the entire universe. He makes pussies wet when they see him. He can also fuck in his sleep. He has the record of the biggest dick too.
by mall the big daddy October 24, 2019
Get the Mallmug. (After five hours of mall shopping)
Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.
Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.
Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?
Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.
Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.
Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?
Girl 2: You are crazy girl.
by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014
Get the Mall Musclesmug. When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024
Get the Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 Zonemug. by CPB1999 June 6, 2021
Get the Mallmug.