swimming

When your so drunk your vision gets all wavy, and you feel like your swimming
I drank so much shitty K im straight swimming
by gingersintown November 20, 2019
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Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
by 27DMac July 18, 2019
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Swimming

A form of mental torture which involves putting one in clothes which makes one feel insecure and expecting one t Nov through the water while gasping for air. Worse when you're an older child having to do it with younger children.
Jamie has to go swimming. I hope he's going to be ok!
by ArtsyLady January 1, 2022
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Swimming

The stupidest fucking sport to ever exist (if you could even call it a sport)
Swimming is for fags
by Littyfishy January 27, 2019
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swimming boy

the boys who have the sweetest heart. their smile is the biggest and your favorite. they care about you unlike any others
his smile is so cute.u knew he was a swimming boy
by it’s him May 2, 2019
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Open Water Swimming

Generally a group of menopausal ladies having a mid-life crisis, just wanting to get rid of their hot flushes
Karen: Want to go open water swimming?
Mark: No.
Karen: Well I am, I'm bloody boiling
by Brian0401 December 16, 2020
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swimming armadillo

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party
by ronald19 August 21, 2016
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