Skip to main content

The Siskiyou Starfish

When you lay down on your back and have the local whore lick your butthole. When your close to finishing your grip her head in a leg lock so she can't pull away or speak and scream " you have the right to remain silent" over and over while her husband watches.
Man last night I can't believe Kendra let me give her the Siskiyou starfish.
by Machxerro March 6, 2025
mugGet the The Siskiyou Starfishmug.

Saved that starfish

A phrase used when one solves a minute problem.

It is particularly useful when others in close proximity are unnecessarily stressed over the aforementioned bother.
A professor is giving a lecture with a PowerPoint. One slide has a minor typo and the entire class becomes disgruntled. Annoyed by the complaining students, and his embarrassing blunder, the professor edits the PowerPoint and mutters, “whew, we saved that starfish.”
by TheSavedStarfish May 29, 2021
mugGet the Saved that starfishmug.

Starfish

Someone with a heart too big for their own good and who glows in the dark and lights up the world.
She’s a starfish. Hey, Starfish! You’re the best.
by Reclaim reframe July 31, 2021
mugGet the Starfishmug.

Starfish

The act of shoving your whole fist into a womans vagina and spreading you fingers out like a starfish.
Girl: Starfish me babe.
Man: oh I will.
Girl: oh fuck it feels so good.
by Arc Hunter April 3, 2015
mugGet the Starfishmug.

Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.
I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.
by Jinglebellgary May 3, 2022
mugGet the Blue Starfishmug.

muddy starfish

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock
by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023
mugGet the muddy starfishmug.

Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.
Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza
by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025
mugGet the Starfishmug.

Share this definition