Within the Latin o community, there are certain individuals who are on their own time element, and are usually late to certain events. This can be a complete nuisance, particularly when a specific time event is scheduled (i.e. dinner party, wedding,, baby shower, etc.). Synonymous with being "fashionably late".
Roger: Where are Diego and Maria? I told them dinner would be at 7pm. It is 7:45 no~
David: Don't you know? They are always on Latino Standard Time~ Anybody else would have the decency to call that they are funning late, but with them,
David: Don't you know? They are always on Latino Standard Time~ Anybody else would have the decency to call that they are funning late, but with them,
by brooskitooski April 18, 2025
Get the Latino Standard Time mug.Standard Sister-in-Law Unit
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL
Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.
Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.
Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit
Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)
Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation
Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL
Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.
Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.
Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit
Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)
Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation
Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
“She hit the fitting room like a breaching whale—1 Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) 300lbs in full stride, swatting children aside and hollering ‘THESE SIZES RUN SMALL!!! while nearby store associates quietly begged for a swift death
by Ludwig Von Snooterman June 7, 2025
Get the Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) [300lbs] mug.by Ly2 May 2, 2024
Get the Double standard mug.Unspoken rule to civil that if we can do better we will aka agreeing to do what's best for the greater good that requires selflessness and sacrifice for innocence whom enbodies the greater good both good and bad connectively feed off of.
by PsymonCasanova May 9, 2024
Get the Utopian standard mug.Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
Get the Standard White Boy Edition mug.1: Type of sink
2: A type of error on Skeppy's live stream service
Skeppy used this in Skeppy's stream "Minecraft with BadBoyHalo - Jukebox Story!"
skeppylive VODs
2: A type of error on Skeppy's live stream service
Skeppy used this in Skeppy's stream "Minecraft with BadBoyHalo - Jukebox Story!"
skeppylive VODs
"Standard 0236 811, American... Cadet..., Skeppy this is a picture of a sink. Did you just give me a picture of a sink?!"
by ThatNorthCarolinian March 29, 2024
Get the Standard 0236 811 mug.