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Spit Milk

When someone truly believes the festival they were talking about is not called spilt milk… they might need to go get their eyes checked!
1: did you see the line up for spit milk!
2: WHAT?¿
1: spit milk!
2: ‘eye roll
by 7372872 July 12, 2023
mugGet the Spit Milkmug.

spit-fiddly

Done very quickly or efficiently. Lickity split. In a jiffy. Origin unknown.
Jimmy tackled that shit-clogged drain rather spit-fiddly, didn't he?
by Sintina April 13, 2015
mugGet the spit-fiddlymug.

Spit Gaiter

A mask you wear when you are fully vaccinated and yet the idiots that pretend to know things they couldn't know demand you wear something over your face but you just don't want to. It's a face diaper that says "fuck you" to the establishment that doesn't care about the actual science and pretends like they know what's best for everyone based on the political chatter of political asshats that happen to be in charge at the moment.
You can't wear a "Spit Gaiter" here, we trust the people in power that flip flop on when, why, where, and how to wearing a mask. "Spit Gaiters" are for vaccinated people that are over Covid-19, how dare they exhibit the desire to go back to normal! I can see your face through your "spit gaiter", that means you don't care about Covid-19.
by Objectivityiskey September 2, 2021
mugGet the Spit Gaitermug.

spit shined

She spit shined his dick
by Fhtniger March 29, 2016
mugGet the spit shinedmug.

Spit up

Spit up (or past tense, spat up) is a small bit of puke, usually the size of a quarter, but very rarely bigger, that would be classified as vomit. Typically happens in vurps or in very light nausea stages.
I just burped.. and I tasted a bit of spit up
by DoctorCaduceus February 13, 2021
mugGet the Spit upmug.

spit glasses

When a girl puts ray bans on before the guy cums so it doesn't get in her eyes. She then wipes it off and uses it as lotion to moisturize her nipples.
"Dude, I gave Sherry spit glasses, her nips tasted great!"

lawson cum spit glasses nips lotion anal
by lawson_loves_spit_glasses January 1, 2015
mugGet the spit glassesmug.

spit jar

When you spit in a jar for several months then slowly lather and spit the spit from the jar onto an erect penis
"Can u make me a spit jar?" I love it when it gets lathered on then sucked off
by The big boy mike January 14, 2016
mugGet the spit jarmug.

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