SEC Speed

The reason that SEC teams pwned Ohio State in both the 2007 and 2008 National Championship games, and were 7-2 in bowl games in 2007-08. Also the primary reason that pansy Big 10 and Pac 10 schools refuse to agree to a playoff system.

SEC fan: "What happened to Ohio State? I thought they were supposed to be the #1 team in the country? Guess they just couldn't handle that SEC SPEED!!!"

OSU fan: "But the Big 10 used to win a bunch of bowl games back in the 1940's, so that somehow applies to the present. WAAAAH!!!"

by S-E-C, S-E-C, S-E-C!! January 11, 2009

Hyper Speed

The state of being fast--really fast. Usually associated with the infamous Sam Xu. No one has ever reached it, but once it is obtained, the possibilities are endless.

"Heh, so that's how you reach hyper speed."-Sam Xu, while studying his computer screen

by 1_uca March 13, 2005

speed bump

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

by willard3 February 26, 2008

speed whore

A person that for instance goes slow at first then speeds up and wins a race.

Nathan and Nate started a race. Nate got ahead and Nathan screamed "Speed Whore!!!"

by downtownjelly October 9, 2006

Speed Freak

An individual who drives any vehicle at excessive speeds.

Little Ricky Racer loves to drive his ricer in the triple-digit domain... he's the epitome of the fast & furious speed freak!

by Gapingredgroovie January 7, 2009

cykill speeding

The act of riding a bicycle down a steep hill or grade with no chain or brakes. It's the thrill of speeding down a grade or hill with no brakes and the challenge to come to a safe stop at the bottom of the hill or grade. Not crashing is the challenge!

Johnny broke his left arm after crashing while cykill speeding on eldon hill.

by cnh4ever December 17, 2008

speed bump

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by earjacker September 23, 2008