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SOAP POPE

when thE POPE ROBE GETS STUCK IN HIS BUTTHOLE WHEN DELIVERING SUNDAY MASS AND ALTER CHILDREN ARE FORCED TO CLEAn it.
oh poor timmy did you here what happened to him?
no, what?
he was the soap pope.
oh gross.
by PopeO'Dope November 29, 2017
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soap dispenser

sexual practice; the act of ejaculating into a person's mouth who also happens to have a tracheostomy; the ejaculate dripping out of the cancer hole resembles a soap dispenser

optional: use the 'soap' to wash hands afterwards
Bradley wasn't particularly sad about Catherine's throat cancer diagnosis, as he finally had the chance to perform the soap dispenser.
by SoapW!zard March 7, 2017
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soaped

When something is fresh, such as an article of clothing, or shoes
That Supreme hoodie you copped is soaped
by afrodolphin May 12, 2016
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soap off

The act of jerking off with soap in the shower. ( My boyfriend and I were enjoying some shower fun and I started soaping his junk for him and I said "I'm soaping you off" and it stuck.
I helped my boyfriend soap off in the shower
by Freakyqueen May 3, 2018
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Soap

John "Soap" MacTavish was a main character and protagonist in the Call of Duty story arc Modern Warfare.
Soap hates dogs.
Everyone remembers where they were when soap died
by The unshockable May 4, 2018
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Soap Ass

Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."
You're such a Soap Ass! Ha ha.
by 456654456654 December 23, 2012
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Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!
Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.
by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013
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