fake shark real zombie!

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.

fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.

by TVDA March 18, 2009

Jump the shark

Hung around too long. Kept something going when it had obviously run its course or became useless.

Keeping "Two & a Half Men" running with Ashton replacing Charlie Sheen. Further enhanced by reducing the roles of the really talented cast members like "Berta"; "Mom" & "Rose", "Jump the shark"d

by bk66 December 18, 2012

Bear Shark

A combination of the two mightiest creatures in the animal kingdom, creating a super animal that rivals the power of the United States Military.

Don't fuck with the Bear Shark!

by Oddtimes November 2, 2008

Sharkeisha

When your friend does something you know will have a bad outcome.

Friend: "I want butt implants."
You: "Sharkeisha NOOOOOOOOOOO."

by jjown May 2, 2014

sharkbait

When a woman is on her period and masturbates in the tub, leaving a red cloud in the water. Also sharkbate, a play on masturbate.

I was horny and on my period, so I did a sharkbait in the tub because I didn't want to wash my sheets.

by ABQ Thesaurus Rex August 30, 2016

Veagle Shark

The Veagle Shark is often found swimming around the Virgin Islands. There are not known to be many Veagle Sharks left and the race is becoming extinct because the male species are scared of sexual intercourse, or any form of contact with the opposite sex. They try to partake in sporting activities, such as fin ball, but the Veagle Shark is not adapted for such activities and other amphibians have no trouble in beating the Veagle Shark at any sport. The Veagle Shark smells. The Veagle Shark does not eat much and enjoys dieting, they are born fat but as the species grows in age it reduces in size, becoming so skinny they are often mistaken for girls legs (something Skinny dave will never get to spread!).

"Oh look there's a Veagle Shark, that cut he has just made biting that divers leg is the nearest he'll ever get to gash!"

by Jon Wood November 7, 2006

scarky

scar - kee (adjective) A combination of scary and skanky, usually to describe an ugly slutty woman.

That is one scarky bitch!

Did you see that scarky crack whore on the corner?

by tatariffic July 18, 2010