Single Wide Status

A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.

Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.

It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.

Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.

Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.

by Chootem September 5, 2012

single nut

were a guy has only 1 nut in there sack. like how a girl or guy can have 3 tits. WEIRD!

as jimmy pulled down his pants infront of his girl she noticed he had a single nut

by lolshocks.com December 18, 2012

single click deposit

A button that can be pressed to fund your full tilt account without having to leave the game

Hey bro, I went bust on full tilt poker so I sold my house so I could make a single click deposit

by fully tulted October 20, 2013

single 15

Single 15 - a) losing 15 pounds after a break up - because "you've lost your appetite" and/or you want to be hot. b) you gain 15 pounds after breaking up - because you're "so upset," drinking like cray, eating ice cream, and/or are on tinder.

-"Omg, we just broke up, how have I already gained the single 15!?"

-"Ugh, the only good thing about leaving him was the single 15!"

by Single15 July 29, 2014

single parent deal

When a person is able to date/marry somebody who would normally be way out of their league, because they don't care that the person has children. Single parents are often desperate to find somebody who does not mind being around their kids, and therefore will lower their standards for a potential romantic partner.

Seth: "Woah, is that really Jason's new girlfriend?"

Larry: "Yeah."

Seth: "She's gorgeous! And I heard that she got promoted at her job and pretty decent money now. What i she doing with him?"

Larry: "She says that he's great with her kids. He got the single parent deal."

by Lavender12 May 19, 2015

singlelone

The feeling you get when it seems like everyone around you is getting into couples and you start feeling left out.

Sandy was singlelone when her squad left her to be with their baes.

by Taco bout being lonely July 17, 2016

single fritz

A person who loves to have fun at parties. But when the party starts you'll wish you never went. They are crazy most of the time. And want to hook up with any living thing in sight.

Bro, Amy is being a real single fritz tonight. Be carful she'll get you without you even knowing.

by Nicole.bbg_341 May 30, 2016