Crap Shoot

A crap shoot is a view of the future, seeing it as variable and dynamic, and totally unforeseeable. Besides the fact that it is slightly more black than the present.

"What are you doing friday?"

"I don't know. it's a crap shoot."

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off

that hoe loves skeet shooting

by jr October 23, 2005

shooting the gap

during the act of defecation, as stool leaves the body flush simultaneously to suck the stool down in one fluid motion to expose maximum smell control

a: "yo dude I gotta deuce"
b: "ah man me too, can you shoot the gap so I can go right after?"poop stool defecation smell
shooting the gap

by poop prank craig September 24, 2011

booty shoot

to consume an illicit pill, such as MDMA, by inserting it into the anus.

you want to get super high super fast? booty shoot it!

by algoar January 2, 2011

shooting the loop

when a guy is titty fucking a woman with large tits his cock slides between her tits up to her open mouth. She continues to hold her mouth in an O shape so the cock with fit right in. He is shooting the loop

I looked down and saw her mouth as I was shooting the loop

by justin August 15, 2003

shoot the bear

much like the game nose goes or not it, shoot the bear can help decide an odd man out. the starter raises both hands in the air to simulate a bear in attack mode and the says "shoot the bear" the last person to form a gun gesture with your hands and point it at the "Bear" loses and is the odd man out.

In a large group of kids trying to decide who will have to walk home while everyone else gets a ride.
1st person- "Shoot the Bear"
everyone shoots the bear
last person to shoot the bear walks home.

by Greg N. November 15, 2007

Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion

That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007