gentleman's shave

like a hitler except you use you feces to give her/him a moustache and a soul patch, like a frenchman

mikey went to sleep first and i didnt wipe all the way so i gave him a gentleman's shave. he never slept over my house again.

by the black t-dog November 14, 2009

iranian shaved ice

A highly passionate and erotic sex move which involves shaving your pubes, freezing them, rolling them into a ball and choking a midget to death with them

Me and Musashi1000 finally performed an iranian shaved ice last night. It was fantastic. They will be missed

by Musashis widow February 2, 2024

shaving your guac

1. Maintenance conducted to the genital area of operation
2. Personal hygiene of any body area that one doesn’t want another individually to identify, i.e. arm pits, mustache, taint, etc.

Just shaving your guac will make the night go smooth!

by BLB@rodeos September 17, 2021

Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

Shave the baby

Business buzzword - Meaning to streamline something as much as possible.

On this project we really need to shave the baby

by biggianteggman February 12, 2009

Shaving the volcano

The act of inserting a digit into your partners anus and pulling out slightly to make what looks like a volcano to aid the use of a razor.

“Wife wanted a smooth ring piece and asked me if I’d help her ‘shave the volcano’”

Shaving the volcano

by CryptoZog December 12, 2024

shave and crave

when you want to Netflix and chill but you only have Cravetv

Casual sex

Hey gurl, whatchu doin tonight? wanna Shave and Crave? ;)

by Qbaybay June 15, 2018