park shark

noun; one who drives round and round a parking lot, stalking pedestrians in the hopes of snagging their space. Can also be used as a verb: park sharking.

"There's one! There's one! Come on, we gotta park shark that girl; she's three feet from the door."

by Pentacookie November 20, 2007

Baby Shark

The dumbest song that always gets stuck in my head

"Baby shark, do--"
"NO!!!!!!!"
*the sound of several gunshots resonate throughout the room*
*followed by a fragmentation grenade*
*followed by a box of fragmentation grenades*
*followed by the main gun of a tank*
*followed by the sound of a body being crushed under a tank*
*followed by a nuclear bomb*
"............bitch."

by Gamer Gek May 31, 2021

loan shark

A person who issues illegal loans, with outrageous interest, and if you don't pay it back over a certain period of time, he a) breaks your legs, b) breaks your face c) kills you.

Billy talked to the loan shark, and we found him sleepin with the fishies.

by Joseth Rainrieg July 18, 2004

Jerk Shark

Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.

Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.

Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"

by CHRISGRE January 1, 2009

bum shark

The bum shark is a predator who seeks bum of the unsuspecting man.

OH NO WATCH YOURE REAR HERE COMES A BUM SHARK !!!!!!!!!!!

bum

by Finn2232 December 29, 2017

daddy shark

Daddy shark is a nickname for an anime character who has sharp teeth and is very very hot this character is from the anime my hero academia.this character name is Eijiro Kirishima.

Friend: hey did you see the episode were daddy shark was hit with the bullet!!!

Me: hell yeah he used he’s quirk like a fucking pro hero! Omgg daddy shark is so fucking cool!!!!!

by :wakwakayeayesnawawakewaya December 2, 2020

humping the shark

Humping the shark means having sex with a shark.

Not a recommended activity.

When Gus came out of the water he was all chewed up.

"What have you been doing?" asked Mungo.

"Humping the shark," said Gus, tucking his badly mauled willy back into his trunks.

by scodder June 2, 2010