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Seattle Seahawks

A football team that defines "mediocre". Their playing style is consistently like Seattle culture, i.e. they play like it would be impolite to ever ram a football down an opponent's throat and win big, because they'd "make someone feel bad". Even the superbowl appearance of a few years ago was embarassing. They're seldom excellent, and in the rare instances when they do well, it's because they're accidentally less bad than anyone else.
"Aw man, I missed the Seattle Seahawks game!"

"Don't worry, you didn't miss much. Like usual."
by PFabian December 20, 2008
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seattle

text message code word for get this guy away from me he is a fucking drip
text - seattle
carly - here hold on to my drink i need to save jody from that loser
by jody martin January 27, 2008
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Seattle

The best city on earth. Home to the Space Needle, Puget Sound, Clouds and misconceptions about the amount of rain. New York City gets more rain than Seattle however their are ALWAYS clouds. In the winter the clouds form an impenetrable dome of darkness and sadness. Except that when it's sunny Seattle is the most beautiful place on earth.
Tourist: "I brought an Umbrella, Raincoat, Rain-boots, and Parka for my trip to Seattle"

Seattilite: "Dude, it doesn't rain much here"

Tourist: "You Lie!!!!!!!!!"
by tpenguin August 8, 2012
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Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads

when a girl gets on your shoulders and takes a dump
She was so pissed off at me she jumped on my shoulders and gave me the Seatle Shitty Shoulder Pads.
by Greg Greatman February 1, 2009
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Seattle Super Sandwich

When a guy has a boner and the girl makes a sandwich by sliding bread, meat, other toppings, and then another piece of bread on the hard cock with man made mayo.
Gosh, i'm hungry, honey can u make me a Seattle Super Sandwich.
by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007
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Seattle Sidecar

A move where you prop a woman up in a sideways position and proceed to pound it like Seattle rush hour traffic.
Hey baby, ever hear of the Seattle Sidecar?
by The Better Legend May 28, 2010
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Seattle

Seattle, WA is known as "the Emerald City". This may be because of the tall evergreen trees that populate the area. Bill Gates lives around this area, and the Space Needle does too. Starbucks, Windows, and other big businesses got their start here, too.
Seattle: My home since FOREVER!!!
by MagicalAwesomenessIsMagical August 15, 2012
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